ebane - Ebane is when you try to say 'bean' but your brain messes it

Ebane is when you try to say 'bean' but your brain messes it up so bad it looks like a confused toddler wrote it.

I tried to say 'bean' and got ebane instead, and my brain said, 'What is this nonsense?'

My friend tried to say 'bean' and it turned into ebane, and he looked like a confused toddler.

I tried to write 'bean' and it became ebane, and my brain said, 'What is wrong with you?'