Ebalizon
A giant mess of eBay, AliExpress, and Amazon. It’s like a shopping party where everyone’s high on bad deals.
I bought 10 fake watches from Ebalizon. Now I have 10 watches and no idea what time it is.
My mom signed up for Ebalizon. Now she’s buying random stuff and pretending it’s a gift.
I tried to buy a lamp from Ebalizon. It arrived with a note that said, 'You’re welcome.'