eBaids
When you get so deep into eBay that you forget how to live. You just sit there, bidding on stuff, like it’s your life.
I spent $50 on a keychain that says 'I survived eBay.' I didn’t survive. I’m still in the middle of it.
I bought a tiny fan for my computer. It’s the only thing I care about now.
I bid on a pen that costs $100. It's the best pen in the world. Maybe.