eBaids - A condition where you can't stop buying stuff from eBay. It'

A condition where you can't stop buying stuff from eBay. It's like a monster inside you that screams, 'BUY IT NOW!'

I bought a bag of 1000 confetti balls. My room looks like a party. I don’t know why.

I spent $80 on a coffee mug with a mustache on it. It's my favorite thing ever.

I bought a pencil that costs $20. It’s the best pencil in the history of the world.