Ebaballs - The only thing that can save you from a man’s wrath when he

The only thing that can save you from a man’s wrath when he finds out you’re not his best friend.

My cousin got Ebaballs for his birthday and now he talks to me like I'm his long-lost brother.

I said Ebaballs in front of my dad and now I'm grounded until I'm 30.

My crush gave me Ebaballs and now I can't stop thinking about him.