Eazzyy
A fake reply to something said or done that was too fast, too loud, or too f***ing crazy. You say it slow and extra like you're trying to make it the worst thing ever.
He screamed at me for spilling coffee on him. I said, 'Eazzyy.'
She said I was the worst for no reason. I said, 'Eazzyy.'
He texted me, 'You're the worst.' I said, 'Eazzyy.'