Eazza
Eazza is a hot mess who thinks she’s the queen of everything. She’d rather sit on the couch and eat pizza than do anything. But somehow, she’s still the best friend you never wanted but couldn’t live without.
Eazza: ‘I’d rather die than go to the gym.’
Eazza: ‘I’m the best friend. You’re the loser. That’s how it works.’
Eazza: ‘I’m not hot. I’m just average. But I’m still better than you.’