eay
A fancy way to say 'hi' that only a poser named Ben would use. It’s like showing up to a fight with a pencil.
Eay, Ben. Did you bring your lunch? Or did you just bring your ego?
Eay, bro. You look like you just woke up from a decade-long nap.
Eay, sir. I didn’t know you were a king. I thought you were a poser.