I told my Eaxkyez I was a superhero. They took a photo of me in pajamas and posted it as ‘the mighty pajama warrior.’

I cried in front of my Eaxkyez. They cried with me. Then they posted a video of us crying. It had 10 likes.

I tried to cook. My Eaxkyez ate it. Then they posted a picture of it and said, ‘This is why I’m still my Eaxkyez.’