Eavie Mae
Eavie Mae is a godlike human being with the face of a goddess and the brain of a rocket scientist. She'll forgive you if you're nice, but if you're a jerk she'll remember it for years. She loves hanging out with people but she also loves being by herself.
Eavie Mae saw me wearing a shirt and she said it was 'the worst fashion choice of the century' and then wore it herself.
She told me I was 'a little bit less cool than her' and then said she was 'literally the most cool person ever'.