Eavestweeting - You're too cheap to go out and too fat to move, so you sit t

You're too cheap to go out and too fat to move, so you sit there and eavesdrop on people like a hound dog waiting for a treat.

'I heard a guy complain about his job for 20 minutes. I posted it as a thread.'

'I listened to a woman rant about her kid's homework. It was like a comedy special.'

'I overheard someone yell at their dog. I made a meme out of it.'