Eausean
A guy who thinks he's a top-dog, but he's just average and can't stop talking about how he feels.
"I'm a top-dog, but I'm also average.", said by him after I beat him at a game.
"I feel things more than anyone else.", said by him after I said I was tired.
"I'm loyal, but only to my snacks.", said by him after I brought chips instead of cookies.