Eau Claire
The town where everyone knows your business. It’s the smallest town in Michigan, probably. You know every person there. It’s the fakest "ghetto" ever.
Eau Claire is like a tiny town where your neighbor’s dog knows your name.
I went to Eau Claire and now I can’t shut up about it. Everyone knows everything.
Eau Claire is the fakest ghetto. It’s like someone tried to make it look poor and failed.