Eatzing
An eatz is a self-absorbed, loudmouthed, bragging mess who thinks they're the best at everything. They say things like 'I'm epic' or 'I'm redic' like they invented the word.
I'm so eatz, I can eat a whole cake and still be epic.
I'm not just eatz, I'm the king of eatzin.
I'm so eatz, I can drink a whole bottle of wine and still be redic.