Eatweeting - Eating so much you can’t even type properly and your tweets

Eating so much you can’t even type properly and your tweets look like they were written by a drunk raccoon.

Tweeted 'I’m not fat, I’m just a human meatball' while eating a whole pizza.

Sent a DM that said 'I’m alive, just barely' while eating a taco like it was a last meal.

Posted 'I’m not lazy, I’m just full' while still chewing a burger.