Eatslay
Eating so cool you could be in a commercial. Or looking like a total hot mess and still managing to eat like you own the restaurant.
He ate his noodles like he was in a movie and made the waiter look like a background actor.
She came in looking like she had been hit by a truck but still ate her soup like it was her favorite song.
He ate his sandwich like it was a fancy dish and made the food look like it was on Instagram.