eats the rag - A dumb insult that people use when they’re too lazy to think

A dumb insult that people use when they’re too lazy to think of something better. It’s like calling someone a baby, but worse.

My cousin said 'you eats the rag' because I beat him in a video game.

My mom said 'you eats the rag' because I didn’t clean my room.

My dad said 'you eats the rag' because I used his phone without asking.