Eats-hobic
Someone who gets their ankles so angry after eating donuts that they cuss and throw things. It’s like their legs are getting a divorce.
I ate a donut. My ankles cussed me out. I got yelled at by my legs.
Donut? My ankles are going to sue me. They’re getting a lawyer.
My ankles just threw a donut at me. I think they’re breaking up.