Eats His Banana Sideways
A man who eats bananas like they’re his worst enemy and refuses to let them touch his lips.
My neighbor eats his banana sideways. He says it’s the devil’s work to let a banana touch his mouth.
My dad eats his banana sideways. He thinks it’s a disgrace to let a banana touch his face.
My friend eats his banana sideways. He says it’s like being kissed by a banana, and that’s just gross.