Eats corn the long way - Anything gross someone does. It's so bad you'd rather eat a

Anything gross someone does. It's so bad you'd rather eat a shoe than watch it.

My cousin ate a whole pizza in one bite. That's eats corn the long way.

He threw up in the principal's coffee. That's eats corn the long way.

My dog ate my homework and then my lunch. That's eats corn the long way.