Eatps
When your sandwich is so bad it makes you think you’re a fat, stupid, smelly, lice-infested, stupid, stupid, stupid piece of garbage and your ex came to your house and beat up your brother while you hid in the vacuum closet with a rusty iron pan.
That sandwich made me feel like I was never going to be loved again.
I ate it and my cat looked at me like I was a monster.
I bit into it and my brother cried.