Eatonville - A town where the only things that matter are food, tattoos,

A town where the only things that matter are food, tattoos, and proving how tough you are by yelling at hicks.

I live in Eatonville and my daily routine is: eat, tattoo myself, and tell hicks to shut up.

Eatonville is where the tough kids go to show off their bad decisions and bad taste in food.

We don’t take crap from hicks in Eatonville, and if you do, we’ll beat you up and laugh about it later.