eatontown
Eatontown is the ultimate ghetto flex, where the streets are paved with trash and Chris the crackhead is the king of the dumpster. It’s the place where the Roller Rink fell apart like a failed relationship.
Yo, I got chased by the Quick Check bums again. They’re like the Avengers of the street.
Highway Hairy used to scare me on my way to school. Now he’s just a ghost in the mall.
The police hide behind Ethan Allen just to give me a ticket. I hate them.