Eaton Dry Bum
Eaton Dry Bum is when a boy gets picked to be in the rowing club by getting butt-fucked with a dry crumpet and smoked salmon while drinking Prosecco. If he messes it up, he eats the crumpet and gets tickled with dill.
@RowingCaptain just picked me for Dry Bum. I hope the crumpet doesn’t have salmon on it. I can’t handle that stuff.
My crumpet was dry and I drank Prosecco. I didn’t cum first. I got dilled. It was a disaster.
I screamed like a baby. Now I have to eat salmon crumpets. My life is over.