Eaton, Colorado
A tiny town that thinks it’s the center of the universe because of one lousy sports team. We’re all loud, proud, and probably a little crazy.
My dad tried to start a football team for kids who don’t even like sports. It failed. Hard.
My neighbor wore red paint on his face to the grocery store. He looked like a lobster.
I got yelled at for not knowing who the quarterback was. I didn’t even watch the game.