Eat'n run - You stuff your face full of food and then you run away like

You stuff your face full of food and then you run away like you're hiding from the IRS.

I ate like it was free and ran like the IRS was coming. #EatAndRun

I had a full plate and ran before the bill could show up. #EscapeMaster

I ate everything and then I ran like the bill was going to chase me. #NoBillNoMe