Eat’n Park smiley cookies
Smiley cookies are the only thing that can make a person happy enough to not yell at their kids. They’re trademarked and sold everywhere, and they came from a kid’s childhood dream. Basically, they’re the holy grail of cookies.
I ate a smiley cookie and my boss left me alone for the rest of the day.
That cookie was so good, I tried to eat it like a sandwich.
I gave my friend a smiley cookie and now they think I’m a genius.