Eating your mayonnaise
Understanding what someone is saying even when they're being a total mess.
She talked like a confused chicken. I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.
He sent me a text that was all emojis and nonsense. I got it. He was eating his mayonnaise.
She yelled about the dog, the cat, the cereal, and her mom. I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.