Eating your mayonnaise
Figuring out what someone is saying even when they're being a mess.
She rambled about her day like a broken toaster. I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.
He yelled about the traffic, the dog, and his mom. I knew what he meant. He was eating his mayonnaise.
She sent a text that was 100 words long. I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.