eating workplace shit
When your job starts to feel like being forced to chew on a sock full of dirt, and you’re too scared to say anything because you’re getting paid to be quiet.
My coworkers and I just laugh at each other while we eat workplace shit.
I had to fill out 12 forms just to get a day off, and I’m not even paid for it.
They gave me a raise, but it’s just so I can afford to eat workplace shit and still have coffee.