Eating third place brisket - When you hit zero home runs all night and then take the chun

When you hit zero home runs all night and then take the chunky girl home just to eat her out.

I had zero hits so I took the big girl home and ate her out like she was a burger.

I didn't even get a hit so I took the fatty home and gave her a face full of tongue.

I struck out the whole game and took the heavy girl home just to give her a tongue bath.