Eating the feces of knowledge - Some jerk who poops on the stage and flings it at people. I

Some jerk who poops on the stage and flings it at people. I eat it and laugh at their dumb faces.

You threw your poop at me and I ate it like it was a snack.

I ate your dumb feces and now I can beat you at chess.

You pooped on stage like you were a kid. I ate it and got smarter.