Eating that ass with a spoon - You stick the spoon so far up the ass it’s like the person’s

You stick the spoon so far up the ass it’s like the person’s butt is a cave and the spoon is the treasure.

I stuck the spoon up my friend’s ass so deep it looked like he was hiding treasure.

My cousin’s butt was a cave and I was the explorer with the spoon.

I shoved the spoon into my brother’s butt like it was the last treasure in the world.