eating steak
A fancy way of saying you take a big piece of meat, cut it into tips, stick it on your junk, and have someone eat it with sauce while they suck your junk.
My friend said he celebrated steak day with his girlfriend. I asked what happened. He said, ‘She ate meat off my junk and I cried like a baby.’
My mom told me I was eating steak at the dinner table. I said, ‘No, I was eating steak and f***ing my brother at the same time.’
My dad got a steak for his birthday. He took it home, stuck it on his junk, and told my mom to eat it with sauce.