eating rampage
when you’re so obsessed with eating that you start eating random stuff all over the house and you end up looking like a human trash can that just got hit by a food truck
I ate a whole pizza, a bag of chips, and a chocolate bar while sitting on the floor. My legs are now made of cheese.
I took a bite of everything in the kitchen, including the fridge and the microwave. My mouth is now a portal to another dimension.
I ate so much I had to take a nap on the couch, and my mom had to clean up the mess I left.