Eating Puke
Eat N' Puke is what you call Eat N' Park when your food tastes like regret and your ex is still hanging around.
I called my food 'Eat N' Puke' because it looked like my ex's bad decisions.
My friend said the food was 'Eat N' Puke' because it tasted like my ex's old pizza.
I told the waiter 'this is Eat N' Puke, not Eat N' Park' and he gave me a free soda.
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