Eating naughty pork pies in the bath - Putting meat in your butt and then soaking in the bath like

Putting meat in your butt and then soaking in the bath like you're a meaty criminal.

I ate a pork pie in the bath and I feel like a meaty criminal.

My butt is now a meat factory. I just stuffed it with a sausage roll.

I told my sister I was taking a bath, but I was actually stuffing my butt with pepperoni.