Eating Kingcake - You bite into a cake and end up eating a baby. It’s not just

You bite into a cake and end up eating a baby. It’s not just a snack, it’s a punishment from the cake gods.

I took a bite, and my friend said, 'You just ate a baby!' I said, 'I didn’t ask for this!'

I bit into the cake and swallowed the baby. Now I can’t stop thinking about it.

I ate the baby. My sister said, 'Now you’re gonna have to feed it.' I said, 'No way!'