Eating Kingcake
Eating a tiny baby that was hiding in a cake. You didn’t know it was there, and now you’re stuck with it. Welcome to the family.
I ate the baby. My cousin said, 'You’re gonna have to marry it now.'
My brother ate the baby and now he won’t stop talking about it like it’s his new pet.
The baby was in the cake. I ate it. Now I can’t stop seeing it in my dreams.