Eating Jelly Beans - Eating jelly beans is a ridiculous phrase that means you're

Eating jelly beans is a ridiculous phrase that means you're taking a big bite out of someone’s butt. It's used by people who think they're the best.

My brother said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating my friend's butt, and it's not good.'

My teacher said, 'You're eating jelly beans again.' I said, 'Yeah, I'm eating your butt, and it's true.'

At the party, my cousin said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I told her, 'You're eating your brother's butt, and it's the worst part of the night.'