eating groceries - Licking the butt hole of someone who smells like a gym sock

Licking the butt hole of someone who smells like a gym sock and regret.

At the gym, I ate groceries and the guy next to me said, 'That’s not a workout. That’s a snack.'

I ate groceries during my lunch break. My coworker asked what I was doing. I said, 'I'm eating groceries. You’re not.'

I ate groceries in the car. My friend asked why I looked so happy. I said, 'Because I'm eating groceries.'