Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper
when someone is so high on nonsense they think grapes are falling off the wall and start eating them like they're stealing from a grocery store
He was eating grapes off the wallpaper and said the wall was trying to rob him.
She thought the grapes were coming from the wall and ate them like they were free.
My mom ate grapes off the wallpaper and said it was the best breakfast ever.