eating Doritos
If you eat someone's Doritos, you're kissing them while they're still chewing. It's like making out with a chip bag and bad breath.
I ate my friend's Doritos and now I have orange teeth and a stomach ache. Thanks, guy.
She tried to eat my Doritos and I said, 'You're just trying to steal my snack and my kiss.'
He said he ate my Doritos after I finished them. I said, 'You're the worst.'