Eating Bullets
When you think you're getting shot up in a game like a goddamn meatball, but the guy shooting you was so bad he missed every damn shot.
You: I just got bullet spammed again! Me: You’re still alive? Bro, I shot you in the face and you’re still breathing!
You: I got hit by like 10 bullets! Me: You were standing in the corner like a dumbass!
You: I thought I was dead! Me: You had 5 health and I had 1. You’re a goddamn moron.