Eating Ass
For newbies, eating ass is sticking your tongue up someone’s butt. For old people, it’s when you get yelled at so hard it feels like your butt is on fire.
My grandpa said eating ass is like getting chewed out by a general. I said, 'You’re old.'
My mom said eating ass is when you get yelled at for being lazy. I said, 'You’re lazy.'
My teacher said eating ass is like being scolded by a dragon. I said, 'You’re weird.'