eating air
When someone’s face looks like a meth lab exploded and they’re talking like they just sniffed a whole bag of glitter.
My mom’s been eating air all week. I think she’s been snorting glitter again.
At the grocery store, this guy was eating air so hard, he probably could’ve powered a car.
My brother’s been eating air since 3 AM. He’s probably going to turn into a raccoon.