Eatery
When you shove food in your mouth so hard it feels like your face is trying to escape your skull. Also a place that charges you for the privilege of eating.
'I went to the eatery and it cost me $20 for a sandwich. I didn't even get a side of shame.'
'The eatery is open 24/7. I don't know if that's a good thing or just a warning.'
'I asked if the eatery was open and they said 'Yes, but only if you pay us in tears.'