Eater Man
A magical woman who makes you fall in love with her, but she doesn’t even care. She’ll flirt with other guys in front of you and then dump you like you were yesterday’s news.
You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’
You: ‘We’re perfect together!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’
You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘You’re my last minute thing.’