eat your tide pods
if someone is staring at you, they’re probably hungry and want some tide pods too, so give them a few and let them suffer
The kid in the back was staring at me, so I tossed him a pod and told him to eat it.
My mom was staring at me, so I gave her two pods and told her to stop judging me.
The guy in the store was staring at me, so I gave him three pods and walked out.