eat your tide pods
if people judge you, they’re just jealous you’ve got the guts to do what they’re too scared to try
My brother judged me for eating tide pods, so I threw one in his face and told him to eat it.
My friend laughed at me, so I ate three tide pods right in front of her at lunch.
My teacher told me to stop, so I ate a whole pack and told her to deal with it.